This blog will be filled with data analysis samples created by students in my COMM 274 class at TLU. You will see a variety of types of rhetorical analysis methods on display here.
Your right it kind of looks like Santa is judging people if we don't use Maxwell House coffee and if he comes down to your house he might not give you presents because he is disappointed in you. Like the saying if you are not good then Santa well not give you presents well the same thing goes if you are not using Maxwell House coffee then you will not receive any presents. The bigger picture is that drink coffee does not make you a good person but if you are drink the right coffee (Maxwell House coffee) then you are a good person.